Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Marian Gaborik Hat Trick

Joe Delessio at New York Magazine tells us about the newest hat trick in the mold of the Gordie Howe trifecta...

"Last night, he treated the Garden crowd to the full Marian Gaborik experience: two goals, an assist, and an injury. If a Gordie Howe Hat Trick consists of a goal, an assist, and a fight, we suggest this feat heretofore be referred to as a Marian Gaborik Hat Trick. We suspect it won't be the last time we see it."

...wow that's a low blow. But sadly, it's also 100% correct.

1 comment:

Beuke23 said...

I say when an irrelevant writer writes an irrelevant column for an irrevelvant magazine, it should be called a "Delessio hat trick".